Nyc Native Braving The Cold Mugs

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Snow flake

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Electric Blanket.

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

'California: Here I come!'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"I surprise you every year!"

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Ice Fishing.

'Global warming or not, it's still freezing here...'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'