Cold Season Survivors Mugs

I am so sick of all things winter. Me, too

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

The corner that Spring's around

How You Know It's Spring...

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

Going South