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"Brazil nuts are my specialty."

Man gets millions of one-of-a-kind mutant walnut.

'My wife ran off with a Macadamian!'

Nuts with a score to settle with nut-cracker.

'You're all nuts!'

'Chestnuts? What about allergies?' And on an OPEN fire?'

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

P*ssed-atchios...

Mixed Nuts

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Bubble gum leaves

Early Colour TV

Botany Baby!

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

You are what you eat!

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Bees v Wasps

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'