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I want to be a lawn!

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'What's that smell?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

As a veteran wildlife photographer, Dave could now almost always tell when the animals have sensed his presence.

"We're so alike and yet we're poles apart."

'Hey...you know that stuff you put out in the garden?...'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Double Ewe, Double Ewe, Double Ewe - New Zealand Web Address

'Sure, everybody is repeating it, but it doesn't mean it's true...'

"Smoothies again?"

'Deep Water Bouldering'

"Do you realize we still have a huge bag of leaves from last year?"

"Always happens after a long flight."

Forest Management

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Do you want to tell him or would you rather he learns about pollinating from his friends?"

Entomology Reference

No, I'm not storing food in my cheek right now: I have a toothache...

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'Yeah, I've been stocking up!'

Nuclear Fallout

Scientists agree, that millions of years ago, the bald eagle probably had a comb over.

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Watering the garden in the rain.

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

Kangaroo Shit

Slow Sand

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor