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"No, thanks. I'm in training."

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, Gretchen, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench press more than I do, too?'

'If junk food is out and healthy food is in, what's going to happen to doctors?'

"I told you Bill carried too much stuff in his backpack!"

"I can feel the effects of these workouts already - my wallet's gotten a lot lighter."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"To maximize your wellness, we're going to work out for two hours every day!"

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

Muscular Santa

Squash Partners.

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'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"Good news! You're in a great condition for a man of 60!"

Person who doesn't eat much blown away in the wind.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Body Building

"The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices."

Forbidden Vegetable

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

Unwanted present.

Cycling.

"Organic food IS quite expensive... Would anyone like another pea?"

Dad to kid: 'I'm not playing God - I'm telling you to eat your broccoli!'

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

Life in a food desert.

'An apple? Haven't you got any superfoods?'

LUNAR DIET

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'Is it organic?'

'No additives, no preservatives, no artificial color...fresh food is weird.

"What we have to do is get the government to come up with a minimum daily requirement for pomegranates."