Health Nut With A Twist T-Shirts

'Yes, I did give it an oil change myself. I changed to a healthy low calorie oil with no transfats.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

A woman identifies a cake in a police lineup.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

How about going easy on the carbs

Advocado

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

All Natural Nothing

"Steamed vegetables."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

At the market

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."