Neolithic Nature Nut T-Shirts

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Botany Baby!

Bubble gum leaves

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

You are what you eat!

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Bees v Wasps

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Frogs

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Watering the garden in the rain.

Entomology Reference

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

I want to be a lawn!

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!