Nostalgia Nut T-Shirts

'Wireless? Huh, we had wireless when I was a lad.'

"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."

"Want to step outside for a reminiscence of when we smoked?"

"I like him. He reminds me of me when I was a frog."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"So unlike other kids. When I was six, I had an imaginary broker."

Cephalic Snuff as a Cure to Head Colds (After J. Gillray)

'Douglas is hell bent on reissuing our wedding video on blu-ray.'

'Don't you just love browsing through these old photo albums?'

"Grandma remembers when a software update meant new socks and underwear."

Tube men dancing.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'