Nostalgia Nut Prints

'Wireless? Huh, we had wireless when I was a lad.'

"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."

"Want to step outside for a reminiscence of when we smoked?"

"I like him. He reminds me of me when I was a frog."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"So unlike other kids. When I was six, I had an imaginary broker."

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

Cephalic Snuff as a Cure to Head Colds (After J. Gillray)

'Douglas is hell bent on reissuing our wedding video on blu-ray.'

'Don't you just love browsing through these old photo albums?'

"Grandma remembers when a software update meant new socks and underwear."

Tube men dancing.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Louis Armstrong

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Cocktails on the verandah.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'