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"Yes, Jeffrey, it too brave men to settle the West. But it also took a particular kind of courage to stay right here in Darien."

"Ah, to be young again."

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

Ginger Lynn

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"This time, when the swinging sixties come around, I'm not going to miss them."

Evacuees

"When I was a boy, I had to walk five miles through the snow to change the channel."

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'You know when I was a kid, I really thought we'd have flying robot maids by now.'

'What was that...I didn't catch that what...What?'

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"He's wearing a life jacket just in case this brings back a flood of memories."

'The batteries must be dead.'

'Remember when you wrote, 'Let's keep in touch' in my yearbook? Well here I am.'

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"But I like living in the past. It's where I grew up."

Golden Oldies: "Hey! Remember this great chart from the nineties?"

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

Bill & Ben encounter trouble on their way out of Amsterdam.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Man throwing a paper dart.

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

'Your trouble is you're living in the past.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'How did you waste time before the internet?'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"It's not difficult - you go 'Hi,' then 'Ho,' then the name of your horse."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Executive cuts children in line for ice cream.