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"Yes, Jeffrey, it too brave men to settle the West. But it also took a particular kind of courage to stay right here in Darien."

"Ah, to be young again."

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Ginger Lynn

"This time, when the swinging sixties come around, I'm not going to miss them."

Evacuees

60's GoGo Girl...Past/60's GoGo Girl...Present.

"When I was a boy, I had to walk five miles through the snow to change the channel."

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'He got some bad grass in the seventies.'

'What was that...I didn't catch that what...What?'

'You know when I was a kid, I really thought we'd have flying robot maids by now.'

'The batteries must be dead.'

"He's wearing a life jacket just in case this brings back a flood of memories."

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

'Remember when you wrote, 'Let's keep in touch' in my yearbook? Well here I am.'

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

Golden Oldies: "Hey! Remember this great chart from the nineties?"

"But I like living in the past. It's where I grew up."

Bill & Ben encounter trouble on their way out of Amsterdam.

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

Man throwing a paper dart.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Your trouble is you're living in the past.'

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Vinyl is what we listened to before CDs."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

New Old Age Dwarves

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'