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"Of course ... I was a lot younger 50 years ago."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Louis Armstrong

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Before the Internet

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Hay Rides $10

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')