Nature Nuts T-Shirts

'I'm a Tasmanian Devil, so no, I didn't make Santa's good-list again this year...'

'... and I'd give the rainforests a miss for a while, Sir Randolph.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Botany Baby!

Bubble gum leaves

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Can I still do my pilates?"

You are what you eat!

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

Bees v Wasps

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

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