Nuts Prints

"Brazil nuts are my specialty."

It looks like a piece of nut.

Man gets millions of one-of-a-kind mutant walnut.

'My wife ran off with a Macadamian!'

Nuts with a score to settle with nut-cracker.

Squirrels Nibbling Nutcracker,

'You're all nuts!'

'Chestnuts? What about allergies?' And on an OPEN fire?'

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

P*ssed-atchios...

Mixed Nuts

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Bubble gum leaves

Botany Baby!

Early Colour TV

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"Can I still do my pilates?"

You are what you eat!

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.