Nutrition Nutcase Gifts

'Been working out?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Bad for you but to die for

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Dieting Motivation.

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'Diet considerations.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Heart Disease Menu

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."