Nutrition Nuts Gifts

'Your dinner amounts to 20% protein, 35% carbohydrates, 25% fat and if you keep on bickering, 40% stomach acid.'

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Raw food, after you leave for work.

But is it organic?

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Too much sugar."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Bad for you but to die for

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.