Health Nut Gifts

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."

'I hope this is gluten-free!'

"The doctor said your cholesterol is a little high, but everything else looks normal."

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"You've got the blood pressure of a teenager ? who lives on junk food, TV and the computer."

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'The 'Humungo Meal' comes with your choice of 2 sides...heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes or obesity.'

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'

Deluded pear thinks she has a slim body shape.

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"Try to get more exercise."

"So, what can I do for you?"

'I started a serious workout program yesterday. So far I missed only one session.'

'Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.'

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

'Did sombody say, McBypass'

'Let's ease into this -- I want you to try fasting between meals.'

'The secret to happiness is serotonin... Now available for $29.95 in this vitamin supplement which I endorse.'

'Type 2 diabetes raise concern over increased incidence of childhood obesity.'

Use it or lose it.

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'

'You're very tense today.'

'I eat vegetables with lots of antioxidants. That's why I'm still on the first of my nine lives.'

'Say you fall down and nobody is around to hear it. With the Emergency Alert System...'

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

"Something from the supplement cart?"

"Oh, that poor thing."

"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."

Motivation to Keep Fit.