Spiritual Health Nut Gifts

Catholic Dieter's Dilemma

Body for After-Life

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

How about going easy on the carbs

Advocado

"OK, ready to go again?"

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

At the market

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Steamed vegetables."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

All Natural Nothing

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercise now!