Nutrition Nuts Pillows

'Your dinner amounts to 20% protein, 35% carbohydrates, 25% fat and if you keep on bickering, 40% stomach acid.'

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

But is it organic?

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Too much sugar."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Bad for you but to die for

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."