Nurturing Heart Gifts

Carer's Lament

'So much talent in the world, and not nearly enough roles for grandmas.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I don't leave home without it!"

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

Heart Health Levels

Safe driver.

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"Cardiac day patients?"

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

Clean the World.

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

'How's the new pacemaker.'

A turtle rocks a baby turtle in her shell.

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.