Nurturing Chef Gifts

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Batman's Baby

"I'm so good at this!"

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Will work for Food Network.

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

'For this dish we're going to need two bottles of good quality red wine. And that's before we even start cooking.'

"Support the head!"

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

'No pudding until you finish your oxtail soup!'

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'I'm all into recycling, but I won't miss mom's regurgitation thing one bit!'

"You haven’t earned this."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Woman Breast-Feeding Two Babies & Third Child Sucking Breast-Shaped Ice Cream

"Quick! ...Do it now!"

'No need for the Fancy Dress - you've only boiled me an egg.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'How many spoons do you need to feed a baby?'

"So that's a three bird roast."