Nurturing Chef Mugs

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'So this is goodbye then!'

"I'm so good at this!"

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Will work for Food Network.

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

'For this dish we're going to need two bottles of good quality red wine. And that's before we even start cooking.'

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

"Support the head!"

'No pudding until you finish your oxtail soup!'

'No need for the Fancy Dress - you've only boiled me an egg.'

'I'm all into recycling, but I won't miss mom's regurgitation thing one bit!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'How many spoons do you need to feed a baby?'

Woman Breast-Feeding Two Babies & Third Child Sucking Breast-Shaped Ice Cream

"Quick! ...Do it now!"

"You haven’t earned this."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"So that's a three bird roast."