Nutritional Coach Gifts

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Be Healthy

Bad for you but to die for

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Unguided imagery

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

The rock caricature

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Yoga.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Exercise now!

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Dog stretching before a walk.

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."