Nurturing Heart T-Shirts

'So much talent in the world, and not nearly enough roles for grandmas.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I don't leave home without it!"

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

Safe driver.

Heart Health Levels

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"Cardiac day patients?"

Clean the World.

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

'How's the new pacemaker.'

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

A turtle rocks a baby turtle in her shell.

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'Can't you forget about work just once, Anne?'

'I'm all into recycling, but I won't miss mom's regurgitation thing one bit!'