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US Covid Deaths Surpass 300K

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I don't leave home without it!"

Hypocrisy about poverty

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

Anti-immigrant discourse

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

Heart Health Levels

Coastguard

"Cardiac day patients?"

The Children's Hospital

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

'Thank You'

'Can't you forget about work just once, Anne?'

Carer's Lament

Woman has the world on her shoulders

Paediatric medicine

'So much talent in the world, and not nearly enough roles for grandmas.'

Cardiology

Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

Breaking up is hard to do. Well, most of the time.

'I told you he wouldn't waste any time starting his practice.'

Save the Whales

"Despite advances in modern medicine I'm afraid we're still nable to offer a cue for a 'heart torn apart by the medacity of a temptress who captured your soul."