Nurturing Intellect T-Shirts

"Mum, what does 'precocious' mean?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'So this is goodbye then!'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

Clean the World.

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

A turtle rocks a baby turtle in her shell.

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

"Support the head!"

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

'My job is to challenge young minds. Please try to cooperate, so that I don't lose mine.'

'I'm all into recycling, but I won't miss mom's regurgitation thing one bit!'

Pregnant

Why it's called child-rearing.

"You haven’t earned this."

Green Shoots

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

Oh you baad bad girl!

"I always felt as if the child inside me had to be accompanied by an adult."

'So much talent in the world, and not nearly enough roles for grandmas.'

"How can I help my students become financially literate, when they're not even literate?"