Nurturer Of Young Minds T-Shirts

'I know it's your first day, Ms. Smith. Come down, the high standards we set will all fall into place, besides they're just kindergartners.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Gardener

Allotment

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Bird Torture.

Insect extinction

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

Nature Lovers

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Population rocket

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"I don't leave home without it!"

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Earth Mother

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming