Nurturer Of Young Minds T-Shirts

'I know it's your first day, Ms. Smith. Come down, the high standards we set will all fall into place, besides they're just kindergartners.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Allotment

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Bird Torture.

Just Stop Boil

An old man growing berries

Insect extinction

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Nature Lovers

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Population rocket

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"I don't leave home without it!"

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Earth Mother