Nurturing Souls Gifts

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Mad about Roses!

'So this is goodbye then!'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"I don't leave home without it!"

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

"Bottled or breast?"

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

Clean the World.

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

A turtle rocks a baby turtle in her shell.

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

"Support the head!"

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

'My job is to challenge young minds. Please try to cooperate, so that I don't lose mine.'