Nurturing Soul Gifts

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

"I don't leave home without it!"

A turtle rocks a baby turtle in her shell.

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

'We've made some changes since adding mothers to our citizens' advisory board.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Mad about Roses!

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'So this is goodbye then!'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"You've been served."

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

'Elaine, Elaine... we're doing the child's pose today, not the fetal position.'

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

Clean the World.

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

"I see you decluttered."

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

'My job is to challenge young minds. Please try to cooperate, so that I don't lose mine.'

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.