Nursing Novelty Gifts

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

'Cannonball!'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

Leaking backpack.

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

Your Country Needs MOO!

In an operating theatre, a jack-in-the-box jumps our of the patients stomach

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'We've noticed just about every patient you've tested has elevated blood pressure.'

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

"Whose turn is it to be the patient?"

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

2020 Panic Room

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"I'd like to request a transfer from the children's ward."

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

'Death doesn't frighten me, but the night nurse does...'

'I never know which side to start on.'

EASTER 2020

'Good grief-it's Doris'