Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
Nursery Rhyme Narrator Gifts
Searching for a gift for the nursery rhyme narrator? Delight them with thoughtfully designed products that honor their love of storytelling. From whimsical mugs to playful t-shirts, make every day feel like a fairytale. Whether they’re a parent, teacher, or storyteller, our collection captures the joy and creativity of children’s classics, turning their passion into delightful gifts that inspire wonder and imagination.
'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'
'We learned in school today that Johnny Appleseed was an environmental activist.'
"A COW jumped over the moon? DO Bezos and Branson know about this?"
"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."
"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."
'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."
Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.
'Are you made of sugar?'
Cow jumping over the moonshine.
The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra
"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."
Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks
"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'
"Well, that one got away."
"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."
'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'
'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'
"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."
'Henrietta is so self-confident.'
Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.
"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."
Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.
Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.
Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes
'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'
"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"
"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."
"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"
"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"
If you're happy and you know it...
'And you're telling me this, why?'
Nursery Rhyme Narrator Gifts Collection
Nursery Rhyme Narrator Mugs
Explore our collection of nursery rhyme-themed mugs, perfect for storytellers and fans of childhood classics, and start each day with a touch of whimsy.
Nursery Rhyme Narrator Pillows
Browse adorable nursery rhyme-inspired pillows, cozy accents that bring a magical touch to any nursery or storytelling space.
Nursery Rhyme Narrator Prints
Discover beautiful nursery rhyme prints to decorate your space, adding a whimsical and inspiring touch for storytellers and children’s book enthusiasts.
Nursery Rhyme Narrator T-Shirts
Find fun and imaginative nursery rhyme-themed t-shirts that celebrate childhood stories, perfect for storytellers and rhyme lovers who want to share their passion.