Nursery Rhyme Detractor Gifts

Searching for a fun way to poke a little fun at a nursery rhyme detractor? Our collection offers clever, tongue-in-cheek products designed for those who prefer a different kind of storytelling. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, each item adds a humorous touch to their space, making their personality stand out. Celebrate their unconventional taste with a gift that’s witty, warm, and wonderfully personalized.

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'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?' mockup

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

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"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home." mockup

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...' mockup

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

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CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.' mockup

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

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"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'." mockup

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

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'Are you made of sugar?'

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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning. mockup

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

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Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron. mockup

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

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The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

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"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon." mockup

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

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Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks mockup

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

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"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie." mockup

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

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'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!' mockup

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

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"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon." mockup

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

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"Well, that one got away."

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'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!' mockup

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

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'Henrietta is so self-confident.' mockup

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

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Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill mockup

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

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"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack." mockup

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

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Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car. mockup

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

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Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping. mockup

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

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"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem." mockup

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

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'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!' mockup

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

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Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

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Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

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'And you're telling me this, why?' mockup

'And you're telling me this, why?'

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If you're happy and you know it... mockup

If you're happy and you know it...

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'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

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"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!" mockup

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

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"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!" mockup

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

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"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand." mockup

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

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"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?" mockup

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

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Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order. mockup

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

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'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...' mockup

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

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Nursery Rhyme Detractor Gifts Collection

Nursery Rhyme Detractor Mugs

Looking for more humorous mugs for nursery rhyme skeptics? Browse our collection of witty mugs that bring a smile every morning.

Nursery Rhyme Detractor Pillows

Explore our fun pillows for nursery rhyme detractors! Add some personality to any space with quirky designs and cozy comfort.

Nursery Rhyme Detractor Prints

Discover amusing prints that celebrate their unique taste. Perfect for adding a humorous touch to any room.

Nursery Rhyme Detractor T-Shirts

Find more playful t-shirts for nursery rhyme haters! Check out our range of witty and humorous tees designed to make a statement.