Nursery Rhyme Debater Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the nursery rhyme debater? Our playful collection celebrates the spirited debate over childhood classics. From witty mugs to charming t-shirts, find the ideal way to cheer on their love of nursery rhymes and animated discussions. These fun, thoughtfully designed items are perfect for those who cherish childhood memories and enjoy a bit of spirited banter.

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"I don't see how pulling out a piece of fruit from a pie necessarily validates Jack Horner's self-worth."

"I don't see how pulling out a piece of fruit from a pie necessarily validates Jack Horner's self-worth." mockup

"I don't see how pulling out a piece of fruit from a pie necessarily validates Jack Horner's self-worth."

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"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home." mockup

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

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"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**." mockup

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...' mockup

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

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CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.' mockup

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning. mockup

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

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"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'." mockup

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

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'Are you made of sugar?'

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Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron. mockup

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

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"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon." mockup

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

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The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

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"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie." mockup

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

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"Well, that one got away."

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'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!' mockup

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

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'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!' mockup

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

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"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon." mockup

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

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"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack." mockup

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

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'Henrietta is so self-confident.' mockup

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

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Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car. mockup

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

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"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem." mockup

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

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Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping. mockup

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

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Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

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Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

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'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!' mockup

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

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'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...' mockup

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

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"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?" mockup

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

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"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother." mockup

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

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'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

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'And you're telling me this, why?' mockup

'And you're telling me this, why?'

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"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!" mockup

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

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If you're happy and you know it... mockup

If you're happy and you know it...

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"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand." mockup

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

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"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!" mockup

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

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'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.' mockup

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

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Nursery Rhyme Debater Gifts Collection

Nursery Rhyme Debater Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for nursery rhyme debaters—bring humor and warmth to their coffee breaks.

Nursery Rhyme Debater Pillows

Find cozy pillows for nursery rhyme enthusiasts—add personality and comfort to their living space.

Nursery Rhyme Debater Prints

Browse our witty prints celebrating nursery rhyme debates—great for decorating with a humorous twist.

Nursery Rhyme Debater T-Shirts

Discover playful t-shirts inspired by nursery rhyme debates—perfect for expressing their fun-loving personality.