Nun Enthusiast Gifts

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

Night-time halo

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Nun Binning the Devil

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

R.C.I.A.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Gates of heaven

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Airports.

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Attila the Nun.

Nun confronts mugger.

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Honk if you're holy.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'Peter, this is Holy Cross School, not Holy Gross!'

'No luggage.'