Nun Enthusiast Pillows

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

Night-time halo

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Nun Binning the Devil

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Gates of heaven

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Airports.

Honk if you're holy.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Nun confronts mugger.

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Attila the Nun.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

"T.G.I.F."

St Peter at the Pearly Gates to the Pope: No, no, your holiness. It's an honor to meet you.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'No luggage.'

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

'Peter, this is Holy Cross School, not Holy Gross!'

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'