Nun Appreciator Pillows

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.

Night-time halo

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Nun Binning the Devil

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

R.C.I.A.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Gates of heaven

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Airports.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Look! A streaker!

Honk if you're holy.

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

Nun confronts mugger.

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Attila the Nun.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

'Peter, this is Holy Cross School, not Holy Gross!'

St Peter at the Pearly Gates to the Pope: No, no, your holiness. It's an honor to meet you.

"T.G.I.F."

Turtle nude painting.