Nurse Appreciator Pillows

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'You're lucky -- all I have is a PRACTICAL nurse.'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

"Which one goes down his bronchial tract and which one goes up his arse?"

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

'Every pacemaker recipient is required to carry jumper cables...'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

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"Preparing for another day nursing?"

It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something. Emergency.

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

Nurse has painted target of patient's butt.

"Just because your mother devoured your siblings and not you didn't mean she valued you any less. She was just full."

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

Aethel the Analyzed.

Some people have their own methods of dealing with a shortage of nurses

Thank You to Vaccinators

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

Coronavirus

'Bad news, your blood group has been discontinued.'

'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'

"You're a cow ... not a burgermeister."

Doctor organises medical documents into 'poked' and 'prodded' piles.

Florence Nightingale