Nun Appreciator T-Shirts

Night-time halo

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Nun Binning the Devil

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

Gates of heaven

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Airports.

Look! A streaker!

Attila the Nun.

Nun confronts mugger.

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Honk if you're holy.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

St Peter at the Pearly Gates to the Pope: No, no, your holiness. It's an honor to meet you.

Turtle nude painting.

"T.G.I.F."

'Peter, this is Holy Cross School, not Holy Gross!'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."