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'Have my bed nurse, you look terrible.'

It's not catching, is it? - The doctor hates to catch things.

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Could I ask just one question?"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

'A dog ate my homework.'

Coronavirus Waves

Higher wisdom...

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'Maths is fun!'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'Long shift?'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Presentation: Any questions?

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."