Nurse Appreciation Mugs

'Have my bed nurse, you look terrible.'

It's not catching, is it? - The doctor hates to catch things.

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Coronavirus Waves

Higher wisdom...

'A dog ate my homework.'

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'Maths is fun!'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'Long shift?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Presentation: Any questions?

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994