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'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Nun Binning the Devil

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"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Gates of heaven

Airports.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Honk if you're holy.

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Nun confronts mugger.

Attila the Nun.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

'No, I haven't heard the score of the football game.'

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

St Peter at the Pearly Gates to the Pope: No, no, your holiness. It's an honor to meet you.

"T.G.I.F."

'Peter, this is Holy Cross School, not Holy Gross!'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'