Jet-setting Nuns T-Shirts

Airports.

Night-time halo

The Scanner Of Love.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Mother CareBaby Gap

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Nun Binning the Devil

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

R.C.I.A.

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Dog on a plane.

Gates of heaven

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

"Hell: The Airport"

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Honk if you're holy.

Nun confronts mugger.

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Attila the Nun.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

'Peter, this is Holy Cross School, not Holy Gross!'

"T.G.I.F."