Jet-setting Moms T-Shirts

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Mother CareBaby Gap

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

How's the new one?

The modern generation!

Smartphone Sonogram

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Dog on a plane.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Airports.

The Mother Of Damocles

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

Meals on Heels.

Speeding pram with mum hanging on.

'So mum's going back to work. Do you have to go too??'

'George had a feeling this long-haul-flight wasn't going to be as peaceful as he had hoped!'

Excess Baggage

Wet Nursing Air Stewardess

Career woman meets Family woman

'It works better than the pacifier.'

'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

'I checked around and you're the only mommy that requires an appointment.'

"Back! Back! Rows twenty and higher only!"

'Does yours come with a trampoline?'

"Attention please. We have a lost little boy named Kevin...."

'After chauffeuring the kids around for years, this business seemed like a natural!'

"I'm in the Maclaren, where are you?"