Jet-setting Moms Gifts

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Mother CareBaby Gap

How's the new one?

The modern generation!

Smartphone Sonogram

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Dog on a plane.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Airports.

The Mother Of Damocles

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

Meals on Heels.

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

'So mum's going back to work. Do you have to go too??'

Speeding pram with mum hanging on.

'George had a feeling this long-haul-flight wasn't going to be as peaceful as he had hoped!'

When travel soccer leagues get out of control.

Wet Nursing Air Stewardess

Excess Baggage

Career woman meets Family woman

'I checked around and you're the only mommy that requires an appointment.'

'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

'It works better than the pacifier.'

"Back! Back! Rows twenty and higher only!"

"Attention please. We have a lost little boy named Kevin...."

'Does yours come with a trampoline?'

"I'm in the Maclaren, where are you?"