Nun On The Run T-Shirts

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Night-time halo

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Nun Binning the Devil

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

R.C.I.A.

"I think we should see other people."

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Gates of heaven

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Airports.

Honk if you're holy.

Nun confronts mugger.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Attila the Nun.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Dec. 26

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

Pavlov's Dog at Christmas time...

St Peter at the Pearly Gates to the Pope: No, no, your holiness. It's an honor to meet you.

'Peter, this is Holy Cross School, not Holy Gross!'

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

"T.G.I.F."