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Harvey Nichols. Harvey Marias

Night-time halo

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Nun Binning the Devil

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

R.C.I.A.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

Gates of heaven

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Airports.

Honk if you're holy.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Nun confronts mugger.

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Attila the Nun.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

'Peter, this is Holy Cross School, not Holy Gross!'

St Peter at the Pearly Gates to the Pope: No, no, your holiness. It's an honor to meet you.

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

"T.G.I.F."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'