Nun On The Run Mugs

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Night-time halo

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Nun Binning the Devil

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"I think we should see other people."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

Gates of heaven

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Airports.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Nun confronts mugger.

Honk if you're holy.

Attila the Nun.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Dec. 26

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

St Peter at the Pearly Gates to the Pope: No, no, your holiness. It's an honor to meet you.

'Peter, this is Holy Cross School, not Holy Gross!'

"T.G.I.F."

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'