Nun Appraiser Mugs

Night-time halo

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Nun Binning the Devil

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"I've had you appraised."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

Gates of heaven

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Airports.

Honk if you're holy.

Attila the Nun.

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Nun confronts mugger.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

St Peter at the Pearly Gates to the Pope: No, no, your holiness. It's an honor to meet you.

"T.G.I.F."

'Peter, this is Holy Cross School, not Holy Gross!'