Nun Appraiser Gifts

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Night-time halo

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Nun Binning the Devil

R.C.I.A.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"I've had you appraised."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Gates of heaven

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Airports.

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Honk if you're holy.

Attila the Nun.

Nun confronts mugger.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

St Peter at the Pearly Gates to the Pope: No, no, your holiness. It's an honor to meet you.

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

'Peter, this is Holy Cross School, not Holy Gross!'

"T.G.I.F."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.