Fashionista Nuns Gifts

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Granny Wear

Second to Nun

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

"I guess they really are permanent."

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

'Fine Alix, you don't have to go school shopping. I'll bring home jeans and shirts for you to try. . . but tomorrow, rain or shine, we're going shoe shopping.'

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

'Well it was his request to be burried in a flat-pack coffin.'

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

"Nice to see young people dressed respectfully."

"The Senior Center hated the new look but the Middle School went ballistic."

EEK! You've got hat hair!

Undertakers

'Who knew God wears a snuggie?'

The Sisters of Perpetual Motion enjoy a game of leap frog.

'How to make two yarmulke out of one Brassiere.'

"Wow, you look so macho in your uniform, dear."

"Why didn't I always wear a dress?"

"If you tithe a full 10%, not only will you get your name on the pride wall but for a limited time you will also get one of these T-shirts."