Fashionista Nuns Pillows

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Granny Wear

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Second to Nun

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"I guess they really are permanent."

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

'Well it was his request to be burried in a flat-pack coffin.'

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

'Fine Alix, you don't have to go school shopping. I'll bring home jeans and shirts for you to try. . . but tomorrow, rain or shine, we're going shoe shopping.'

Most folks just go with the white.

"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

EEK! You've got hat hair!

"The Senior Center hated the new look but the Middle School went ballistic."

"Nice to see young people dressed respectfully."

Cort, I'm ready to be a person of faith, it's totally hip. I'm ready to get my religion on. I'm down with the divine, you know what I'm saying? I want to get inizzle with the lordizzle. I must pray now.

Hey, don't I know you? Are you serious? U.C. Berkeley, 1993 … Doesn't ring a bell. Picture me with dreds and a goatee. No bell. Flannel shirt and Doc Martens boots. No bell. Awesome thumb ring. No bell (Sigh) … picture me 50 lbs lither. Lemont! Buddy!

Undertakers

'Who knew God wears a snuggie?'

The Sisters of Perpetual Motion enjoy a game of leap frog.

'How to make two yarmulke out of one Brassiere.'

"Wow, you look so macho in your uniform, dear."

"Why didn't I always wear a dress?"